zodics according to zodiac posts

• aries: rude but affectionate, most likely the mom of the group
• taurus: giant nerd, eats a lot and is emotionally inept
• gemini: either the most precious person you know or literally satan, extremely moody
• cancer: crying at every possible moment
• leo: precious and probably flawless, and attention seeking
• virgo: distant from everyone emotionally and is always complaining
• libra: probably actually a 5 year old
• scorpio: EVIL, most likely S A T A N
• sagittarius: pretends to be sweet but is actually an asshole, or is actually sweet but pretends to be an asshole
• capricorn: an enigma wrapped in a mystery
• aquarius: asshole
• pisces: really sweet and loves everyone but is rly freaking weird